Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby.
That Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal" is history.
Somebody said being a mother is boring...
That Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices,
That Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor"s kitchen window.
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.
That Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math.
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery.
That Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarden.
Or on a plane headed for military "boot camp."
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married.
That Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her.
That Somebody isn't a mother.